Clubs aren’t always an intimate affair, but with so many small bars around these days, it is easy to get cosy with the bar tenders. I am talking about sitting at the bar. There tends to be less leg room, elbow grazing bench tops, un-backed stool type chairs and the risk of an occasional drink spillage as people push passed you for service. But there are benefits to sitting at the bar.
Let’s pretend your night out is a winding road through an area you don’t know very well. Occasionally, street signs pop up telling you where you are and how fast you should be traveling. You ignore these signs though, because #yolo. Also you have iMaps. You think you know where you are, but it starts to get very dark and you’re getting awfully tired.
Brisbane‘s first real rooftop bar has opened and it doesn’t disappoint. Well, if you want to get blind drunk and have a messy night, it’s probably going to disappoint - it’s not that kind of place. Elixir Rooftop Bar is all class. Plus, it’s up three flights of stairs, so you really want your wits about you if you’re wearing heels.
The following are tried and tested ways to get yourself kicked out of clubs and bars. In case any prospective employers happen across this article, the following have never happened to me - they happened to my, er, friend.
It’s the weekend again and you’re thrilled that Friday is in the past and those dreadful clients who hassle you are as far away as possible! You sink a couple of schooners with your mates, play a bit of pool and engage in some pretty crazy drinking games that leave you completely paralysed.
There’s no use pretending you don’t remember Lil Bow Wow (“Yippee Yo’ Yippee Yay”)- everyone’s favourite tween rapper from the early naughties.
Well, just like you, Lil Bow Wow isn’t so little anymore, the boy has grown up- and so has his music.
When your hands are full of show bags, and your feet are a blistering mess from the Royal Melbourne Show, there’s only one thing to do. Hit the local booze! Unsure where to go after a day on the grounds? Check out our top recommendations!
Reading the signals of the opposite sex is hard enough in any given social situation, let alone in the smoke filled, strobe lit, and alcohol infused environment of our beloved bars and nightclubs. You take two steps forward and he takes one back, or is that just part of her dubstep? Simply look out for these three signals and you’ll be able to tell whether she’s ready to break dance
The act of a guy pining for your love with an aggressive punch and tackle is often met with mixed reactions from the female sex. While some women fall to their knees in wonder of this courageous act, others find it disgusting and trivial - an act which most definitely does not grant you access to her heart (or knickers). Whether you love or hate the bar brawl is one thing
Not many people hit the clubs with the term ‘safety first’ in mind. While a scout-hat attitude might not be of the upmost importance when applying that second layer of lippy- it’s always good to have a few safe tips under your belt when adding another notch. These five stay safe club tips are sure to stick in your mind for a long time to come.