While there will forever be a war of the worlds between bars and nightclubs for the title of best venue, there still remains the heavy weighted question we all wish to know. Between a bar and a nightclub, just which hookup situation will lead to more? We take a closer look at both of our beloved venues and dig deep to find just which place will get you, well, deep.
There’s nothing like shouting “wet pussy” at maximum volume in a line full of sexual tension at the bar. What many people don’t realise, is that a Wet Pussy isn’t the only choice when it comes to shots that’ll send that fire down his spine (and into his jocks). Check out five of our sexiest sounding shots, and turn that Wet Pussy into a Buttery Nipple (has the boss caught you reading this yet?)
The suit’s appearance in nightclubs is a rarity in modern times. Unlike the days of yesteryear, when the smooth pinstripe fit of your father’s favourite (combined with a top hat) may have won the key to your lovers heart, suits find a very difference reception in this day and age.
A chiselled face is nothing when a beer gut protrudes its every smile, just as a double D bra size is irrelevant when faced with the wink of an ogre. And so, the age old debate continues to live on today- just which is more important in the attractiveness of your mate, their face or their figure? Barsandnightclubs asks the hard hitting questions to find the truth behind that gaping tooth.
Love a taste of Tramp, but find Melbourne’s CBD just too far to travel? Harlot House are heading on tour, bringing that dirty, saucy, trampy goodness to your doorstep (or should I say dubstep?). This Harlot House tour will make its first stop
When it happens to be your very own ‘once a year day’, there’s no point denying yourself the VIP treatment.
The good folks at Eurotrash House Party Saturdays have put together a deal for each and every birthday boy and girl of the evening- one which includes complimentary champagne for the ladies, free drink cards for the
Following on from our recent debate regarding cocktails in the hands of men, it seems times are a’ changin’, and guys can drink cocktails just as well as their female counterparts. Get these into you!
There’s nothing like being handed an ice cold glass of ‘freebie’ on a Saturday night. But does accepting a sweet treat from that guy at the bar really count as a form of cheating? Sure, you had to smile and wink to claim your alcoholic award, but sometimes an empty wallet (no matter how ‘taken’ you may be) makes it hard to turn down the offer.
Sure, Carrie’s Mr Big sure could hold a martini and make it look masculine, but Hollywood is known for it’s acts of trickery. In the real world when muscular knuckles of the man to your right clench the sweet nothings of a strawberry daiquiri, all signs point to ‘prince’. Before you anticipate the arrival of Priscilla’s van (ready to whisk your diamante
Sure, we have to sustain child birth, monthly bleeding and lower paid wages, but there are some definite perks to being of the female gender.
The average female, it’s safe to say, can bring little cash with them on a night on the town