Okay, if I’m being totally honest, dick pics were pretty exciting and interesting at one point. However, as time goes on they become boring and uncreative. I suppose there is a dick pic age group, like either insecure guys send them or younger girls receive them and get excited because they’ve seen their first dick. Congratulations.
Whether you admit it or not, your sex life is somewhat boring. Originally it made your blood rush around your body and sent tantalising sexual pulses to your clitoris or penis. Karma Sutra has become your most read book and you’ve visited enough porn sites to satisfy a nymphomaniac’s addiction.
Come on ladies, I know you all have that special friend who rocks your world and no, I’m not talking about your crazy-weirdo friend who leaves you in hysterics because they think they’re funny. Now, whether your ‘special friend’ vibrates at eight different speeds or spins in multiple directions, it’s going to do you justice. Guaranteed more than the average male ever will.
We all know that saying ‘If you can’t beat them, join them’. However, what does it take to enter the V.I.P world of clubbing? Everyone can slap on a tie or squish into a dress and enter a club – no biggie. Although wouldn’t it be nice to bypass the line and waltz right in like you own the joint?
There is a lot more involved in sex than two people becoming physically close and sharing emotions or in some cases similar ideas in having a quickie (each to their own). I bet many people don’t know the health benefits of having sex, everyone who has experienced sex knows how it feels and how it can make you feel. Ooooooo yeah!
So I’m watching Entertainment Tonight featuring the Golden Globes and the stars look gorgeous, they’re wearing their designer dresses, shoes and jewelry. My question is, when are girls allowed to skank it up? Obviously not at the Golden Globes, can you imagine the headlines ‘Mila Kunis bares all’?
What’s the go with this new trend of girls kissing other girls when they’re under the influence of alcohol? I’m sure we have all been subjected to a bit of girl on girl action before and I know for a fact the guys love it when the girls get all frisky with each other. However, what has influenced this sudden urge to make out with your best friend?
Venture into a White Winter Wonderland this Saturday the 10th of August at Trademark Hotel. The phenomenal event is back for another fun-filled, icy night with the Trademark Angels steering the night towards utter success and satisfaction. Step into a rewarding atmosphere that will leave you begging for more by the end of the night.
That awkward moment when you’ve taken a lovely lady home from the venue and everything is feeling right, the mood is set, the sexual sensation is there and she is more than happy to rip you bare from your clothes. However, there is a problem; you can’t keep your member up, wow bad luck for you!
I know that girls get thrown hilarious pickup lines that leave you staring at your drink trying not to burst into laughter. I saw a funny page on Facebook that inspired me with these pickup lines. Now guys, please try and refrain from using these as they don’t work; unless of course, on the odd occasion your new lady friend is completely delusional.