Things are going well; you have found an attractive man who is willing to get into bed with you. Perfect, right? But is this more than a one night stand, or should that be how it stays with this guy? Here is exactly how to tell.
Ah, Tinder. What a beautiful brain child of 21st century technology and lifestyle. Some consider it to be a tragic reflection of the new-age (non)dating sphere, and I suppose to some extent it is. Regardless of its less than traditional methods, no once can deny its popularity or efficiency. I mean, come on.
There is an unspoken assumption that men in nightclubs are devoid of any standards or taste when it comes to ‘picking up’. You could weigh three hundred pounds, have broken teeth, an eye patch, a facial scar, no hair and a penis nestled underneath your knickers and you’d still find a guy willing to go home with you.
Clubbing can be considered a sport for singles… Or the unfaithful. If we’re being honest, people going out are usually looking for other people to hook up with. The music pumping, the tiny outfits, dancing 2cms away from each other, it can really set the mood. I’m not saying this is everyone, just saying it is usually considered an integral component of the full nightclub experience.
As a girl, I’ve had experience with guys trying to pick me up—but please don’t think I’m being conceited when I say that, because firstly, I never said they were charmers (or good looking). And secondly, I think all girls have some experience with certain men (a.k.a. perverts) in the club. So, to avoid you fellas attempting to seduce a lost cause, let me save you by presenting: The Five Biggest Turn Offs For Girls At Clubs.
Wanting to pick up at a nightclub is not only expected, but encouraged, if you go out clubbing. It’s the natural order of things. However, knowing what to do to impress a hottie doesn’t come naturally to some people. If you’re unsure on how to go about chatting up the opposite sex, it certainly doesn’t hurt to get a second opinion.
So you’re at the club and you’re chatting away with a really hot girl that you just can’t keep your eyes off. You two have really hit it off and can’t help but smile at one another constantly. Hell, you may even be holding hands, or full on kissing. There’s the unspoken issue of making the next move to see if anything else will happen. Then it happens: the girl will ask you to come home with her.
There is one big drawback to working in bars and nightclubs; you will generally be working nights and nearly always working on a Friday and Saturday night. Now at first this may not seem like such a big issue, until you realise just how much you will miss out with people that work Monday to Friday 9 til 5 jobs.
Okay, if I’m being totally honest, dick pics were pretty exciting and interesting at one point. However, as time goes on they become boring and uncreative. I suppose there is a dick pic age group, like either insecure guys send them or younger girls receive them and get excited because they’ve seen their first dick. Congratulations.
Whether you admit it or not, your sex life is somewhat boring. Originally it made your blood rush around your body and sent tantalising sexual pulses to your clitoris or penis. Karma Sutra has become your most read book and you’ve visited enough porn sites to satisfy a nymphomaniac’s addiction.