So in your sights are heaps of stunning women at a venue, but only one of the lovely ladies stands out to the point of you needing to know everything about them. You are so mesmerised by her flawless looks, sparkling eyes, and glowing smile; how do you approach her?
May I advise against the following ideas: she may look out of your league, but if you use any of these in a negative way you have just killed any chances of getting anywhere with her; and I’m not just talking about second base!
Number 1: Cheesy pick up line - Try and avoid it because if she is as gorgeous as you make her out to be, chances are she will brush you off quicker then last seasons Prada sunnies.
Number 2: Ice breakers - Although it is hard to talk to someone who seems untouchable, if you’re willing to stare at her across the room and have eye sex with her, pull your shit together and actually go talk to her! She won’t bite … that hard.
Number 3: Be yourself - The majority of women are sick and tired of men pretending to be something they’re not or acting all tough and macho! No one likes an overly confident male with raging testosterone levels.
Number 4: Impulse thinking - Don’t plan anything you’re going to say because you won’t remember it, guaranteed! Think based on impulse, it has been known to be healthy and rewarding.
Number 5: Go with the flow - Don’t make things awkward. Plain and simple.
So if you want a chance with your glowing beauty across the room, find your courage and do something about it. She’s only out of your league if you believe she is, but just remember you also have standards! Just because she is in your sights doesn’t mean she is the only girl in the room; scope the room and explore other possible beauties.
If you’re hesitating and quickly looking at your shoes when she gazes over to see her potential stalker, then she is certainly out of your league. If you’re lacking the courage to even make eye contact, then actually approaching her is a no-no. Save yourself the embarrassment and walk away. Pretty sure she doesn’t have the time or patience to try and communicate with someone who cant even hold a conversation.
Sorry guys, truth hurts! You may need to get a reality check.
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