Is there an expected age to stop clubbing?
Okay, we all reach that stage when we get over the whole clubbing scene (well most of us!), whether it’d be in our early to mid 20s, late 20s to early 30s, or even at the rare age of 18 where you go out once or twice and then decide the party scene is just not for you.
While writing about my clubbing experiences over the years, I realised I’ve partied for not only ten years, but also through halves of two different decades. Besides making me sound old (by clubbing standards anyway), I have seen a few different trends in fashion and music come and go.
The friendly banter between Australia and New Zealand has been going on for years now. Whether you say “G’day mate” or “Sup cuz?”, or if you’re bickering over who’s better at rugby or has the prettier countryside (on that note, let’s not even get into the sheep jokes…), you’ve heard all this before.
Cue the drum roll and loud gasps here, as I’m about to do the unthinkable and compare two of the most opposite music festivals in Australia. You may ask how I came to this predicament? Well, I was just thinking about the fact that the lineup for Soundwave is going to be revealed soon, and how excited I am to find out which bands will be rocking the stages next year.
While writing my review of Waterslide Bar, it occurred to me that I’ve been legally allowed to go out drinking for ten years now. Having said that, I go to bars much more than nightclubs these days. Part of this is circumstance, but then I realised that my taste in venues to drink at have changed. That’s not to say I don’t like raging parties anymore (hell yeah, I do!).
Whether you admit it or not, your sex life is somewhat boring. Originally it made your blood rush around your body and sent tantalising sexual pulses to your clitoris or penis. Karma Sutra has become your most read book and you’ve visited enough porn sites to satisfy a nymphomaniac’s addiction.
Come on ladies, I know you all have that special friend who rocks your world and no, I’m not talking about your crazy-weirdo friend who leaves you in hysterics because they think they’re funny. Now, whether your ‘special friend’ vibrates at eight different speeds or spins in multiple directions, it’s going to do you justice. Guaranteed more than the average male ever will.
Though many guys may be more worried about what a chick’s boobs and arse are like, their hair style should not be underestimated. Girls do ridiculously crazy things with it throughout their lives. Though a lot of it is them simply trying out new looks, part of the reason is to try to impress guys. In short, girls are (partially) doing it to pick up!
Most would think of going to a trip to the local grocery store during the week as a tiresome bore and going to bars on weekends as the highlight of said dull week. But new kid on the Melbourne bar scene General Store And Co. have combined the two worlds that should be foreign to one another, but with the fun of the latter winning.
A first for Australian bourbon enthusiasts, bourbon extraordinaire Wild Turkey are releasing their latest drink onto us booze loving Aussies, Wild Turkey’s Spiced Bourbon!