Clubbing can be considered a sport for singles… Or the unfaithful. If we’re being honest, people going out are usually looking for other people to hook up with. The music pumping, the tiny outfits, dancing 2cms away from each other, it can really set the mood. I’m not saying this is everyone, just saying it is usually considered an integral component of the full nightclub experience. Coming from a girls point of view, the majority of the guys hitting on you are usually classified as creepy or ugly and we usually have no issues telling them, politely or not, to fuck off. But there is an art to understanding body language in any situation let alone when clubbing - especially while vodkas number 10, 11, and 12 are whispering to you that you’re hotter than fire.
Guys, understand this. If you start grinding on a girl from behind who is with her friends, she will most definitely guaranteed ask her friend how hot you are. This is the ultimate tool for us females as it gives us eyes in the back of our heads. Feel free to test it out. Anyway, it is then up to her friend to decide whether you are worthy of the girl’s time. The following is quite simple; if she allows you to continue dancing against her, you have passed the test. If you failed, it will be blatantly obvious - she will have grabbed her friend and pulled herself out of your grasp. In this case, call it a night and move on.
I get that guys might also think that buying a girl a drink will guarantee her affection for the night… If you believe this, you couldn’t be more wrong. Some girls will only talk to guys so they can get free drinks. Call it manipulation or whatever, but a girl’s gotta budget, you know. Maybe I’m being a little cynical - there is the minute possibility that they might actually like you. But you’ll easily be able to tell that by how long she sticks around to chat after that free drink has landed in her hand.
Nothings more annoying than that guy that you spoke to for like 30 seconds who just turns up everywhere you go… Feel like dancing? Oh, there he is right next to you. Want a drink? There he is again behind you getting one for himself. Need a smoke? So does he. The easiest get away from these situations is to bail to the bathroom as fast as possible. This is the most reliable option for a couple of reasons. 1, the bathrooms are for girls OR boys, not both. And if there are those gender neutral bathrooms, offering to go with them just makes you look like a mega creep, just sayin’. And 2, it gives the escapee time to regroup, reassess, and run for the exit. So unless your phone receives a message saying, “I can’t find you, where’d you go”, don’t bother pursuing someone who left you hanging after running to the loo.
Of course, there are the people who might just get with you because you’re there, but who wants a pity hookup. At the risk of sounding clichéd, your perfect one night stand will find you, don’t fret and don’t force it.
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