Another year, another lot of kids graduating high school, which means it’s bucks galore for Gold Coast nightclubs thanks to Schoolies. In fact, all of the Gold Coast’s businesses will be making a packet, and considering how much money Gold Coast businesses like its theme parks and resorts make thanks to the ridiculous amount of tourists that go there all year round, that’s saying something.
But it usually also means a lot more work for the cops rounding up drunken 18 year olds who have only just begun their clubbing days. However, it seems this year the cops have it easy; only nine Schoolies have been arrested! Nine! That’s not even a double digit! And they were mainly for public nuisance charges too. Compare that to the 47 arrested last year and it’ll almost seem like the cops are on holiday too.
But let’s not forget the Toolies either. It’s interesting to note that 51 Toolies, not Schoolies, have been arrested. I guess there’s a lot of drunk idiots nationwide that just can’t let go of their partying past.
One reason why everyone loves Facebook are the bullshit groups that pop out of nowhere and get thousands of likes overnight, and there are already groups called Schoolies Exposed 2013 and Schoolies 2013 Fails. With photos the likes that you’d see on Embarrassing Nightclub Photos pages, but Gold Coast style of course, it has all the kids puking, macking, passing out, playing with condoms (not just for their intended use), peeps writing swear words and drawing dicks on said passed out friend’s body; all the ingredients to make Gold Coast motel staff an inch away from quitting their jobs. There’s one pic of a guy’s broken ankle; poor guy, Schoolies is pretty much over for him already.
There have been so many comments on these photos about what dickheads the boys are and how these slutty girls will be pregnant within a year’s time. Pretty harsh if you ask me, these are just kids trying to have a good time. I’ll admit, I didn’t go to Schoolies when I finished high school. In fact, I didn’t do anything, and for the most part it doesn’t really bother me. I didn’t have the money to go and my mates were too lazy. Too late to worry now anyway, it’s been 8 years since I finished school (how depressing is that!). But looking at these photos, despite how stupid some of these kids look, it kinda makes me wish I had bugged my mates into going to fuck shit up up in Surfers. Ah, to be 18 again.
Though these Facebook pages will be dead in a matter of weeks as they’ll already become dated as soon as Schoolies is over, we’ll have a permanent record of what Schoolies did circa 2013 did. (Provided the people who made them doesn’t delete them soon, so save those really funny pics to your computer if any of them have your drunken mate peeing on a cop car or something).
Oh well, at least no nightclubs have burned down (yet).
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