The suit’s appearance in nightclubs is a rarity in modern times. Unlike the days of yesteryear, when the smooth pinstripe fit of your father’s favourite (combined with a top hat) may have won the key to your lovers heart, suits find a very difference reception in this day and age.
Sure that penguin fit will ensure you meet dress code standards and pass bouncers without a ‘bounce’, but once you’re past the cigarette ridden gates, does the suit really get you that far?
Suave
Sure, suits in clubs are scarce, but it’s their very illusiveness that makes them all the more appealing. In a room full of sneakers and slogan tee’s, suits are guaranteed to draw the opposite sex’s eye. A statement of wealth and confidence, each and every female finds it hard to look away when something shiny approaches the bar. If you can afford a suit, we assume you can buy us a drink, and if that isn’t enough reason for loving the shirt and tie combination, we’re not sure what is.
Sucky
There’s a very fine line between being impressive, and being arrogant. The suit, unfortunately, dances on the borders of this line with each and every venue appearance. When a suit-wearing Mr. approaches you, it can often be hard to take an offer of a drink and chat seriously. Why? You remind us of real estate agents on the prowl for a piece of ‘property’, and to be honest, we’d much rather sign over our booty’s tenancy to the casual, Vans wearing, mischievous smile in the corner.
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