The friendly banter between Australia and New Zealand has been going on for years now. Whether you say “G’day mate” or “Sup cuz?”, or if you’re bickering over who’s better at rugby or has the prettier countryside (on that note, let’s not even get into the sheep jokes…), you’ve heard all this before.
A first for Australian bourbon enthusiasts, bourbon extraordinaire Wild Turkey are releasing their latest drink onto us booze loving Aussies, Wild Turkey’s Spiced Bourbon!
Crossing the unwritten rule and forbidden barrier of ‘hooking up’ with a friend’s ex, may result in some serious repercussions by the perpetrator. This is not a topic to be considered in black and white, nor is this a decision that should be made quickly. Dating, let only sleeping with a friend’s ex, could result in the termination of a friendship.
Cockblocking is a slang term for an intentional action aimed at preventing someone from having sexual intercourse with another. A cockblock, or cockblocker, is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention. Why do girls cockblock though? Women travel in packs. When one is in need of assistance, another will provide her with help; “Girl I got your back!” (Please note I am not from the ghetto). Therefore boys, if she doesn’t want you, prepare to face the wrath of her cake-faced girlfriends.
Bouncers are that one person standing between you and your night out. Six-foot or taller and complete muscle, bouncers have the responsibility of selecting nightclubs patrons. Therefore, it is your duty to prove to these apes as to why you should be guaranteed entry.
Pt 2 of Bars And Nightclubs’ election special
In 1966 Harold Holt, having finally finished planning his disappearance in a year’s time, held public swimming lessons at Bondi beach. Said he to himself, “I’m the only one here that appreciates the brilliance of this piece of publicity.” And indeed, a year later, only Holt and his fellow Chinese submariners were able to laugh over his brilliant punch-line, the ultimate PR stunt.
Perth is a strange little berg so isolated from the rest of the world and you “t’other siders” on the east coast that we’ve developed our own unique dialect. Seeing as my state’s sole love is to dig things up and repave roads, I imagine that in 10 to 15 years time, the city will be nothing more than a giant pit surrounded by cranes, perhaps in the shape of Clive Palmer’s scrotum.
Any girl who’s done a fair bit of traveling will know that men are not the same everywhere you go. Sure, there are common characteristics all men share, like an excessive interest in anything involving balls, but on the whole, they are a product of the culture.
Now I’m sure y’all have heard that the megababestars of OMG Geordie Shore are coming to Australia to film the next season of the show. I am also sure following this information there has been some degree of fantasising about how you’re gonna be when you meet them at a club and how you might hook up with Gaz/Vicky and get the side of your face and probably your butt on MTV.
Soundwave, the (in my opinion) ultimate music festival to grace Australia this year, is about halfway through touring the country as we speak (well, as I write to be exact). I went to the Melbourne show at Flemington Racecourse, proudly wearing the Blink 182 t-shirt I brought from their sideshow three days earlier