After fooling around for a couple of years on the venue circuit, you’ve finally managed to find a girl who you wouldn’t mind spending more than a one night stand with. The task at hand may seem easy, but understanding the many ambiguous words of the female can be overwhelming for the one-night-stand type male.
Before you commit to that girl you met at the bar, read the following list of sayings you’re likely to hear over coming months, and what they actually mean.
And remember, if things don’t work out, there are plenty more skanks in the club, I mean fish in the sea.
“Do you know anything about computers?”
She doesn’t really need your help with the computer at all, thanks to a little thing called Google, and the availability of it from her iPhone, she has been able to solve her Mac dilemmas for a couple of years now. Instead, she’s asking you to stay over and “fix” the other box in the room.
“Can you pass me that blanket?”
When getting comfortable, and the above words are uttered, what your girl actually means is, no, there will be no sex tonight, I’m too comfortable. Fuck off.
“I hate trying on clothes”
While the uttered sentence may be misleading, do not, I repeat do not agree and usher her out of the store. It is, at this moment, that said female wants you to say how amazing she looks in everything she has tried on so far. Shopping-based compliments are the highest form of sexual commodity. Get prepared to be rewarded in ways you have (until today) only ever imagined.
For more tips on your newly formed relationship, take a look at more shit girls say in the clip below:
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