I’ve definitely had my fair share of partying throughout my short-lived life as a bar, beer and general booze enthusiast. And during that time, as I’m sure you’ve already guessed, I have found myself in some difficult and compromising positions (i.e. someone dragging me out of the club by my hair so I could continue vomiting/dying in an alleyway).
Cockblocking is a slang term for an intentional action aimed at preventing someone from having sexual intercourse with another. A cockblock, or cockblocker, is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention. Why do girls cockblock though? Women travel in packs. When one is in need of assistance, another will provide her with help; “Girl I got your back!” (Please note I am not from the ghetto). Therefore boys, if she doesn’t want you, prepare to face the wrath of her cake-faced girlfriends.
“Hey, what’s your number? I will hit you up some time.” That classic line is much too common to some women, however, women continue to give men a ‘phone number’ even though they have no intention of sleeping with him, let alone texting him! Therefore, women have resorted to a tactic that seems to ease their conscience and at the same time portray eagerness.
Bouncers are that one person standing between you and your night out. Six-foot or taller and complete muscle, bouncers have the responsibility of selecting nightclubs patrons. Therefore, it is your duty to prove to these apes as to why you should be guaranteed entry.
When planning a good night out, it is vital one always be aware of a certain nightlife nemesis that may strike at any given time. The trick in conquering your enemy is to know them. Here are a few common bad guys known for roaming the nights where liquor is flowing and fists are pumping.
Fuck yeah this one is going to be epic. When you see Ferry Corsten in the headliners and the fact it’s being held at the premiere venue in Brisbane, Family Nightclub you know it’s one of those nights that seems to just morph into a Sunday session 14 hours later…. AKA: The allnighter!!!!
The big show is coming to the number 1 venue in Brisbane as Feenixpawl takes the stage Friday, September 7, 2020 in what is set to be one of the biggest nights of the month! Having smashed the top of the ARIA & Beatport Charts, he’s back by popular demand @ The Met Brisbane.
It’s going to be a feast for the senses as Electric Playground erupts in an audio sea of house and electro anthems Saturday, August 18, 2020. Promising a festival atmosphere, this is going to be an epic night of EDM with special guests Ajar + Jack This ready to destroy the dancefloor with mixes that will make you never want to leave.
It’s the most famous venue on the Brisbane Nightlife scene for a reason. Lineups like this that just make you realise you live in the best fucking city in Australia!!! Trance wars, Friday the 17th of August, 2012 is going to be massive. If you are a real trance fan, you’re going to be at Family Nightclub!!!
King of the beats! The DJ’s DJ! Originator of the Mash-Up style! It’s Z-Trip returning to Oz with his all new AV Show @ The Hifi Brisbane. There are DJs, and then there are DJs that are on the next level. Z-Trip is definitely of the latter variety and ready to bring the fuckin house down!!!! Get excited.