Asian girls…well, generally, we aren’t an elusive bunch. If you don’t believe me, walk down to Chinatown any day of the week and you will see just how easy it is to find us. However, when it comes to a night out there seems to be a scarcity of Asian girls in most Western bars and nightclubs.
After spending a quarter of the night’s cash on a taxi ride into the venue, you’re faced with the testing teeth of a door bitch, asking ever so kindly for whatever’s left over. The twenty cent piece you receive in return for a stamp on the wrist seems to taunt you with the smiling face of your Royal Highness. It’s time to take action.
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Wanna feel badass and hardcore this weekend? Yes, of course you do, who wouldn’t. Well you’re going to have to really commit, just dressing like a thug isn’t going to cut it, you have to go the whole nine yards. Smoke a lot, getting a black eye before hand wouldn’t hurt either. You have to have a big finish too, to seal the deal. Being escorted
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