There’s always going to be these kinds of people, no matter where you are. You could be at a bar, on the streets, at a concert - it doesn’t matter. There is always going to be people who have a ‘pill face’. And it’s really fun to spot them because, let’s face it, they don’t hide it very well, especially first timers.
When I go out, I love to play spot the pill face and it doesn’t matter how fucked up I am, I can still participate. Here are some of the major giveaways when trying to spot the pill face.
1. The Pupils
Yes, their pupils are so humongous you probably think their irises are black. They look like anime characters and their eyes are probably opened super wide because of all the things they are experiencing as their body cooks from the inside out.
2. Chewing Like Chipmunks
They are literally chewing at their own cheeks like chipmunks. They might look like zombies in what they are doing, so it’s always fun to get right in front of their face and watch them stop chewing to look at you, and then continue to munch like a possessed animal.
3. Fascination With Lights And Movement
They follow the lights and might twitch here and there. It’s so great.
4. The Pill Face Dance
On the dance floor, they make jerky movements with their heads facing towards the lights on the roof with big open eyes while simultaneously chewing their own mouths.
5. They Are Just Fucked
You probably see them in the bathroom and think “Holy Jesus Christ, so glad I don’t look that bad. Hey friend, come stand next to me all night.”
P.S If you take offense to this article you should probably learn to hide your pill face.
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