Scientists are always coming up with new discoveries about the benefits of alcohol, and all you drinkers out there are rejoicing. Well, I’m sorry to say, but most of the benefits do not apply to you, and here’s why:
There’s nothing worse than when you’re having an awesome night out when suddenly, your best friend taps you on the shoulder and says they want to leave. You’re reaction is torn between ‘REALLY!?’ and ‘wah’ and you’re having such a great time that you don’t want to leave. Do you really have to? Yes, it’s generally a good idea.
With Valentine’s Day upon us, it can be easy to forget how much fun you and your friends are and dwell on the fact that you have no other half. Well stop! Yes, you may see couples everywhere and God forbid if they actually go out clubbing together in matching outfits, but you just have to have the night of your life and no, that doesn’t mean sitting around with your single friends in your lounge room talking about love that went wrong.
The issue of spilled drinks causes a lot of tension in the clubs, especially if you’re as fabulous as me and are wearing an amazing outfit. Having a drink poured down your back, be it accidental, is one of the most aggravating things that can happen to you in the club, especially if you don’t deserve it. But if that person does deserve it, is it okay to ‘accidentally’ spill a drink on them?
Yes, this may be controversial and yes, this may be a no bullshit post about dressing to the body size you were given (or have gained) and yes, I may hurt some feelings, but this topic is way overdue. Will I be called a bitch for saying this? Yeah probably, but let’s be honest, girl power isn’t real and everyone is looking at you.
Every girl (and some guys) know that a great outfit can make a night fabulous. Wearing just the right ensemble that is flattering and on-trend makes you look good and feel even better. So how do you deal when some asshole spills their damn drink all over you?
Clubbing and drinking always seems to raise the age old question: is it okay to hook up with your friends? You’re mates; it’s a bit of fun or a last resort, but is it okay to do this or should you stick to snogging strangers (even if they are less acceptable than your mate)?
Have you got plans for Australia Day yet? The iconic day of sun, sausages and Smirnoff is one of the most alcoholic holidays of the year, surpassing Valentine’s Day and even New Years (probably..). If you’re not hitting up Big Day Out, Ivy or Greenwood for Australia Day celebrations, well good, I’ll tell you what you should be doing.
Have you ever been really drunk and watched a movie? I’m not talking couple of drinks, winding down and watching a movie in bed. I’m talking shitfaced, giggling drunk watching a movie. No? You haven’t? Well, honey you are definitely missing out.
We all know that Australia reaches ridiculous heat in the summer time. Nights are muggy and hot and nightclubs are worse with sweat dripping from every part of the human body. It’s almost impossible to keep cool when clubbing in summer, but we sure as hell are going to try.