There is nothing worse when someone of the opposite sex who you clearly have no interest in starts talking to you on a social networking site such as Facebook and then asks for your number. Talking on the internet is fine, but when shit starts to get personal and they ask for your number, this is when you need to either get creative with your excuses or just straight up say, “No, I’m not interested”.
As I am sure everyone would have seen or heard about Mad TV‘s Can I have your number episode. It is a crack up. This is a perfect example of the desperate measures guys and girls can go to just to get the number.
I suppose it all starts with a ‘Hey’ then leads to a ‘You single?’ and ends with a ‘Can I have your number?’. Typical.
Usually you are drunk as anything on the weekend, you make friends so much easier and the easiest way to remember the next morning is to add them on Facebook or something. Forget giving your number out just in case they message you all the time, how annoying!
The morning comes and you go through your friend requests, the usual reactions are ‘gross’, ‘not to bad’, ‘OMG what was I thinking’. Smart move on not giving your number out!
To avoid the awkwardness, follow these steps:
Number 1: Don’t be too keen on befriending the opposite sex when you’re drunk. The morning after will leave you shocked. Rookie error!
Number 2: Keep your clubbing friends and your real friends separate. You will always see that drunk person out the weekend after. Save all those awkward introductions, and 20 question games over Facebook and just see each other out and about.
Number 3: Turn the flirty image off. Girls, get your shit together! And guys, keep it in your pants!
Number 4: Depending on the individual, I wouldn’t go asking for a number straight away. I can smell desperation!
Number 5: Don’t look obsessive and creepy. Let things be.
No one likes to be bombarded by a drunk person who you aren’t attracted to and have them ask for your number. Quick! Think fast and make up a fake one, they’ll never know. Unless of course they pull the smart move of calling it while you’re there. Awkies.
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