Who likes to have a few fancy drinks when they’re out? Maybe its for a celebration or it could be you’re an alcoholic with loads of money to spare? Shout me a drink then!
The majority of the nice, fancy looking drinks are bought either at a bar or nightclub. Making them at home requires effort (which your drunk ass doesn’t have!) and when you’re drunk, you will definitely mess up the ingredients and probably spill most of it or mix up the alcohol quantities, resulting in drunk friends who need to stay home and go to bed. Good one genius!
Now, if you are incredibly shy, asking for one of these drinks might be a challenge for you. I suggest doing some shots before asking, because once you are happy as Larry, you won’t hesitate to scream out “1 SEX ON THE BEACH” at the bartender.
So here it is, the top 10 sexy drinks you could ask for … if you’re game.
Number 1: Screaming Orgasm
What’s in it? One part each Cointreau and Baileys. For the ‘screaming’ part, you need Galliano, and Multiple - with Strawberry.
Number 2: Cock Sucking Cowboy
What’s in it? Two parts butterscotch Schnapps, one part Baileys.
Number 3: Menage a Trois
What’s in it? Half part each Monin Triple Lime liqueur, Cointreau, Champagne.
Number 4: Sex on the Beach
What’s in it? Two parts each Midori and pineapple juice, one part each Vodka and Strawberry Liqueur, dash of grenadine, ice.
Number 5: Long (Sloe) Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
What’s in it? One part each Southern Comfort and Vodka, half part each Galliano and (Sloe) Gin, four parts orange juice, ice.
Number 6: Slippery Nipple
What’s in it? One part each white Sambuca and Baileys.
Number 7: Wet Spot
What’s in it? One part each Midori, Apple Juice, cream and passionfruit pulp, half part Frangelio, ice.
Number 8: Between the Sheets
What’s in it? One part each Brandy, Bacardi and Cointreau, half part lemon.
Number 9: Blue Negligee
What’s in it? One part each Green Chartreuse, Parfait Amour, Ouzo, ice.
Number 10: Bosom Caresser
What’s in it? One part Brandy, half part orange Curacao, an egg yolk, dash of grenadine, ice.
And there you have it, 10 sexy drinks to ask for, I wouldn’t mind trying all those cocktail mixes! But if you’re going to try and make these at home, good luck! There are recipes on the internet, but hey, my attitude is ‘it is so much more enjoyable when someone else makes it for you’.
Don’t be too surprised when you ask for a ‘screaming orgasm’ at the bar and the hottie next to you turns around and says, ‘Sure babe, I’ll give you one’. That’s in your hands now. Have fun!
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