Things like Eurovision, Enrique Englasias and the movie Love Actually would like to have you believe that the language of love really is universal, and I guess in some respects it is. The art of seduction needs no words and attraction is guided by the senses, not the mind. How romantic, how poetic. Sign me up right?
Hands up if Valentines Day makes you want to massacre all the stupid lovey dovey couples you encounter during the day?
Hands down.
Hands up if Valentines Day makes you wanna sit in bed with take away and watch Jude Law movies
As I write this, I type with the knowledge that what I am about to say will probably cause some very outraged and concerned mothers and probably some radical conservatist religious groups to track me down and come knocking at my door, but as long as it’s the truth and nobody knows my address, it needs to be said.
Wanna grind some hardcore clubbers gears? Tell them you’ve seen 10 people at this club that you know are underage. Then watch them go all crazy eyes from frustration and change from ‘cool clubber’ persona to ‘patronizing figure of authority’. It’s a bit like a magic trick really. Try it with a small, intimate audience one time - they might
Australia’s sexiest white-boy rapper, 360 starts his nation wide ‘Boys Like You’ tour in Toowoomba this weekend. Lapping up the success of his single ‘Boys Like You’ and appearances at the Lorne and Marion Bay Falls Festivals, 360 will perform a profusion of shows from 3 February – 17 March.
Rnb festival ‘Heatwave’ attempts to host performances in capital cities over Australia, find themselves in Struggletown every time. Disgruntled patrons of the festival have created numerous Facebook groups including HeatWave = Biggest Music Festival Failure ever and People Who Were Screwed Over By The Douches Who Organised HeatWave,
I’m sure you’ve heard that Auckland’s BDO has been sentenced to RIP after this year. And I’m fairly certain New Zealanders would be pretty dev after finding out headliner, (and lets be honest here) source of 90% of the 2012 line-up appeal, Kanye West, decided to lash before the Kiwi party had even started. They are probably also disappointed
The best pieces of ass in the whole damn city are set to gather at venues all over Australia early this March when Mr Right himself returns for his latest tour of Down Under. The latest HI – 5 tour will make this Avalon’s fifth consecutive visit to Australia where he will be supported by Aussie own Kid Mac.
The cats are out to play in Melbourne and Sydney. DJ and siren songstress Miss Kittin will accompany her return to Australia for her Big Day Out debut this January by playing two intimate sideshows in Melbourne and Sydney. The French DJ will appear at Sydney’s Oxford Art Factory on January 27 and at Melbourne’s SuperDisco
Ugh, you’re not dreaming - the 2012 Coachella line up has been announced and with it their plans to host the festival over two weekends. Organizer of Coachella, Paul Tollett said this move was “to create access for as many people as possible,” and was a response to this years increased demand for tickets and the overwhelming speed of sales last year.