Body language is such a trend, OMG. When did people start considering the way somebody stood as an indicator of how badly they want to jump their bones at that particular point in time? “Oooh, arms open, legs crossed and chest facing toward me. He/she is so hot for me right now, poor love must be trying his/her darndest
Sometimes I think the most horrifying thing about drinking is that uncontrollable feeling I get when I’m drunk and all I can think about is Grain Waves. And then I start eating some. And then I wake up the next morning… and the whole packet is empty. But then I realise that the most terrifying thing is the
I love TV and I’m not ashamed to admit it. TV gives you choice, consistency, and it is always there for you. Waiting eagerly for you to come home, watching over you while you fall asleep. TV is the best companion you can have. Not only this, but TV shows mean I can be committed to a fulfilling, long term relationship.
Somebody described Easter as a holiday where we remember how Jesus and how he partied with his bros so hard that he passed out in a cave and woke up three days later. You can now check religious education off your holiday homework list. But there are other things I learnt over the Easter long weekend, knowledge that could only
One of the most daunting and challenging tasks you will ever have to face is attempting to write the description for your birthday event on Facebook , without sounding like a total wanker. Or like it’s practically impossible to outline the particulars of your plans without sounding like a real keen bean or super pretentious
When girls know its gay night at their fave club, we sit around in a circle clapping our hands and squealing and throwing our heads around like we are having some sort of serious neurological issue because we are really, really excited. The appeal of gay clubs is multifaceted and if you are a heterosexual girl and don’t get why other
GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS JUST. Melbournians, here is your deliverance; Prince of Wales is back everyone! Yes! After lying low following the rather embarrassing Superdisco situation, POW has sorted itself out and is back! Back for disco and back for dancing and everything that was cool and ideal about Fitzroy St!
So apparently boys love to play dress ups too! Especially when it’s clubbing time so you get to pull all the ladies, and maybe show some of the boys who’s boss, with your super stylin outfits. Oh you go getters.
Although sometimes, boys, you need to be a bit more selective
So you’ve been told you are the best wingman/woman. Good for you. I’m a great friend, you think to yourself, I deserve a great, big pat on the back.
But do you really?
How true of a friend are you really? For every great hook you’ve secured
How you kiss says a lot about you. A rough kisser generally gives the impression that they are either a domineering and aggressive personality or they are shy and introverted when sober and because of this have been lacking in mack practice. While there is no secret trick that can be prescribed to turn you into the lip-love doctor