Uni is great for a plethora (that’s a uni word) of reasons. You can skip class and nobody really gives a shit, you can skip the whole year and nobody really gives a shit actually, there are usually on campus bars, and if your lecturer is a babe you can hit on them because you’re all of age.
SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA
Seems that every man and his dog were present at one point of the SHM tour. It took people by storm. One minute everyone was like, “SHM, yeah, noted,” and then NEK MINNUT the breakup and final tour are announced and then everybody gets swept up in this delirious tragedy and suddenly realise they actually loved this group.
Hip Hop bawsss Nas has been a busy boy lately. Releasing albums, dropping verses on tracks, being generally bad ass and cool, and he even had time to organise a dope as music festival for us down under in April.
I feel like it might be a good idea for over 18s to boycott this festival and just go to it like it were overage. This is socially scandalous, I know, but like omg the line up is so great. Also, we need to make up for lost territory in the overage/underage war. Underagers get in on everything and it’s not fair.
Single gals and boys, run for cover, it’s Valentines day next week!
This is a little negative, yes, however, electing to retreat from restaurants and movie theatres and beaches at sunset in the interest of avoiding the onslaught of PDAs, and worse, concerned looks from couples holding hands
The new ploy to guilt you into staying sober this month is actually related to drug and alcohol issues. Lol, this is so logical, why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Unlike those other themed months that try and get you to meditate on the mortality rate of cancer
I never understood this festival. Why Bendigo? Yeah okay, there are people in the bush who would like to go to a festival too please, but this is just such an odd inconvenience. It is one day, they are not even inviting you for a sleepover in Bendigo. I don’t want to go and ‘groove in the moo’, that sounds gross and dirty. Cows are freaky.
The typical objective of clubbing is to somehow get so wasted that you forget your name but can still function enough to keep you from getting kicked out. That’s usually not what happens because you start helping yourself to the bar, but whatever, point is we all think we can have our cake and eat it and aside from a drunken romance that is all you want from a Saturday night.
Wow, people are so deluded. Really they are. Especially when it comes to the opposite sex. It�??�s like everything you ever learned through logic becomes completely irrelevant and really stupid stuff seems like gospel.
I don’t know why, maybe it’s pressure or self esteem or whatever. Doesn’t matter. You’re a victim, I’m a victim, everyone’s done it.
I want to give a really insightful explanation of this event to you guys and tell you what it’s going to be like and compel you to GO AND BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!!!! It just cannot be done.
I have no idea what Mothership is or what it stands for or if it is going to be good. I’m even unsure if this hype and mystery is intended or whether it is just the result of a disorganised management team.