Cockblocking is a slang term for an intentional action aimed at preventing someone from having sexual intercourse with another. A cockblock, or cockblocker, is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention. Why do girls cockblock though? Women travel in packs. When one is in need of assistance, another will provide her with help; “Girl I got your back!” (Please note I am not from the ghetto). Therefore boys, if she doesn’t want you, prepare to face the wrath of her cake-faced girlfriends.
No dollars, but want your NYE to be more class than ass this year? Cabinet Bar in Melbourne are offering to elevate you from the drunken laymen roaming the streets into a quiet haven of people who choose to be drunk in a respectable environment away
NYE IS A DRAG AT PRINCE. LITERALLY A DRAG. THE SPARKLY, SINGING, ACRYLIC NAILS TYPE.
POW, best known for hosting good Saturday club nights for about six months before they are frequented by children and closed down, are changing suits and glaming up for NYE with a full cast drag production.
It’s Spring people and time to enjoy the amazing weather that is set to be bestowed on Melbourne (hopefully). What better way to enjoy the newfound sunshine then at a day party at the Royal Melbourne Hotel Sunday, October 14, 2020. Winter is over and Summer is right around the corner… YeeHaa!!!
4 years after the doors opened and Melbourne was exposed to the shenanigans on Smith Street until 5am in the morning on weekends. Playing host to a whole bunch of assorted scaliwag behaviour, gigs, live music and DJs, it’s been 4 years of rocking good times for those who have stepped through the doors of this famed establishment.
Due to popular demand episode 4 of Get Madd is coming to the Order Of Melbourne in what is going to be a festival of Dancehall, Reggae and Jamaican Hip Hop styles. If your sick of the same old shit at events around Melbourne, then chances are this is the event for you. Get excited!!!!
Sunset & Darkbeat join forces once again alongside Melbourne’s high flying Colour Of Sound crew to bring you the next instalment of the JOOF Editions with the one and only legend Mr John ‘00’ Fleming (UK). The JOOF Editions 2011 was one of the clubbing highlights of the year for Melbourne and by sheer popular demand its back again for 2012!
Part 1 and 2 just weren’t enough, so they are back for the 3rd installment of Hello 90′s @ Section 8. Some of us remember the 90′s better then others, so for those who remember the likes of Corona, La Bouche, 2-Unlimited as well as the mainstream birth of NRG and EDM, you’re in for a nostalgic feast.
Okay, so you probably haven’t heard the name, but this guy is heading to number 1 with a bullet. If you’ve had the misfortune of watching “Doomsday Preppers” which I have, you’ll know that the show is retarded… what you’ll also know is that the title track is fucking mad… Introducing Chance Waters.
The party doesn’t stop until we say so, with the official Eureka Towers (AKA the highest disco in the world) after party continuing @ Bond Lounge in the hear of the Melbourne CBD Nightlife precinct. If you can’t make the main event, trust me, this is going to be just as good!!!