Most guys think it would be awesome to be surrounded by women; hot, luscious women who can’t keep their hands to themselves, making said male think he can some sort of threesome going later in the night. Yeah right! There’s a reason why this sort of thinking is called a fantasy, it’s not reality!
If you are one of those strutting alpha male John Hamm types or the kind of guy who can pass off “wanna fingerbang?” as a pick up line, then stop reading. This article is for the meek, because blessed are we, at least when it comes to discussing our favourite Simpsons writers (John Swartzwelder!).