I write to you from the confines of my bed where a whole month of party weekends has caught up with me and I am forced to be the sick friend this weekend. It’s not a great gig. I’m chewing vitamins and cold and flu tablets like potato chips so I can drive all my friends to the city tonight. I don’t even have a sexy husky sore throat voice.
If you have a runny nose this weekend and you choose to activate your “immunity power” and go out anyway, you are going to cop it eventually, let me assure you. Getting trashed and staying out all night is probably the worst thing you could subject yourself to when you are fighting a flu.
“But I don’t get sick.”
Yes you do, doofus. Don’t believe me? GOOGLE IT.
1. ALCOHOL DEHYDRATES YOU
Everybody knows that you have to drink your body weight in tea and water if you want to have any chance of beating a cold and this is because you need to have super powers of hydration. Alcohol dehydrates you. So you are fighting a cold with one arm and one leg and the cold now has an axe.
2. YOU ARE SLEEP DEPRIVED
This battle of virus bacteria vs your white blood cells goes on inside your body mostly when you are asleep and resting and will not happen if you are out stumbling around at ungodly hours of the early morning.
3. IT’S COLD
You probably have minimal clothes, which in ordinary clubbing circumstances is acceptable, but when you are sick means you are exposing yourself to the elements thus depriving you of more cold fighting energy.
4. EVERYBODY IS SICK
That cute guy you just kissed? More like invited yourself to the virus party in his mouth.
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