So you and your ex divided friends and gave back clothes and wished to never see each other again. Then, oh-oh, suddenly you’re in the same club. Terror. Is it a bad dream? Should I leave? Wait, I’m not leaving. They should be the one to leave. Let’s just pretend they don’t exist and we didn’t notice them but secretly try to show them up. Arrrghh.
Don’t turn it into a night ruiner. This is your guide to coming out on top (hopefully not literally) when you and your ex end up in the same club.
1. Don’t Leave
That’s admitting defeat. And if you ever end up there at the same time again, you’ll be expected to leave. That’s also lame and they will notice that you have left (providing they have seen you).
2. Avoid Eye Contact (but not in a bad way)
Avoid eye contact, but not so much that you look like you’re having neck spasms every time they come close. If it so happens that you make eye contact, you have choices. You could smile as if they were a stranger, because you don’t want them to think that you still love them. After all, you guys broke up for a reason. You could stare straight through them like they are a ghost to you. Or, my personal favourite, the sarcastic smile. It goes something like yes, I see you, but I’m doing so much better without you, look what you’re missing.
3. Don’t Be Dramatic About It
The more dramatic you are, the more they win. Focus on your mates and having a good time and a laugh. There’s nothing more hurtful than showing how happy you are without them, without rubbing it in their face.
4. Don’t Hook Up In Front Of Them
It’s a respect thing. How would you feel? Even if they do it to you, be the bigger person and don’t shove it in their face. It could look super desperate and like you’re trying too hard, or if it is a recent breakup, it could start at fight. You don’t want to be that person in the middle.
5. Don’t Get Too Sloppy
Getting obliterated doesn’t show them how well you’re doing. It shows them how bad you’re doing. And if there are still feelings there, whether it be anger or love, you know they’ll come out and you’ll embarrass yourself. On a side note, don’t text them either. You don’t need them.
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