In a way, the ‘bro code’ works for men and women, however, women usually use the term ‘hoes before bros’. The bro code are like golden rules followed by your fellow mates. For men it could mean, ‘You can’t sleep with my ex-girlfriend’, and for women it’s more along the lines of, ‘You can’t talk or even look at my ex-boyfriend’. Yikes!
The golden rules for men:
Number 1: You can’t be double-parked (in regards to drinking), it is just not manly to have a line of drinks waiting to be sculled. You are definitely lagging behind.
Number 2: ‘Bros before hoes’; just remember your mates will always be there when your girl fucks off with your ‘so-called best mate’.
Number 3: Your best mate’s hot sister is off limits… there are plenty more fish in the sea.
Number 4: No, it’s not okay to talk to your mate’s ex-girlfriend. Hand off playa!
Number 5: Get your priorities straight, if you have two tickets to a football game, this is how the order goes:
1. Your best mate
2. Your mate’s mum
3. Your drinking buddy
4. The mail man
5. Your enemy
…. 1,565. Your girlfriend
Now for females, here is a completely different and probably well-known scenario. Think of the ‘He was mine first, hands off bitch’ argument. Hoes before bros girls! Sisters before misters and so on… Bear in mind these codes for females!
Number 1: It is never okay to hook up with the guy your friend hooked up with last night.
Number 2: Got a problem? Don’t bitch around the bush, state your problem and solve it.
Number 3: Going ‘low’ on your best friends ex-boyfriend, yeah, don’t even go near him.
Number 4: The big, but obvious rule - don’t sleep with your best friend’s ex-boyfriend. That is a big no-no!
Number 5: A girls night means a GIRLS NIGHT! No boys allowed. So put your electronic devices away and enjoy it!
Though there are such things called ‘Bro Codes’ and whatnot, no one ever sticks to it. Let’s be honest here, the chances of a man taking his best mate to a football game are slim to none! Especially when he is whipped, you’ll catch him watching The Notebook with his new girl. And for women, you will always here the story of ‘She slept with my ex-boyfriend, I hate her’. It is inevitable, it’s a dog eat dog world.
How long can you survive before you get burned?
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