Mums are the best ever, am I right?
Yes, I am. Mums are the ones who sit with you when you are sick and gross and make you tea. They are also the ones who continue to deal with your shit when you are sooky and annoying and will never not love you for it and will always give you food and think you are the best at everything even when you suck in reality. I am not even going to talk about the gift of life guilt you should endure, but anyway, point is you owe them this one day.
Yes it is on a Sunday, which is inconveniently scheduled after the day you get to write yourself off on, but that doesn’t mean you can ignore it like your diet and homework deadlines! Mothers Day obligations/gifts can easily be manipulated into hangover friendly activities that maintain your image of compassionate and loving child whilst ensuring you can still spend the majority of the day wallowing in your own pity.
BIG BREAKFAST IN BED
You may have to physically get up and prepare the food (mow ) but hopefully you will be motivated by a great hunger and it won’t be that bad. Then you can get into bed and eat it! Bed + eating = pinnacle of life in twenties.
SPA DAY
This is fun for a boy or a girl. Okay, boys? Just give it a little try. Facials and massages and stuff means many hours of laying down in a temperature controlled room with eyes closed and relaxation music.
HAIR OF THE DOG
“Hi Mum, look here, I got you a bottle of your favourite wine…” Out drink your hangover (Y)
MULTIPLE MEALS
Take advantage of this obligation to eat with as many female family members as possible. You are not hungover eating you are just participating and being polite.
BRUNCH
Sunglasses are always acceptable attire at brunches. Even on overcast days when you are seated inside.
Happy Mothers day to all the mamas!
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