Ask any venue vixen about their worst clubbing experience, and their response is likely to involve a story of refusal of entry. While some have worse luck than others, getting denied entry into a club is often left to chance, with many of us wondering where we went wrong. The following list of no-no’s is sure to keep you in the club, popping no-doze.
Volume control
Keeping one’s voice down while lining up is a worthwhile discipline to practice, despite the post-vodka urge to declare your love for the McDonalds across the road. Bouncers with headaches are bouncers with beef.
Grab a girl
Due to the fact that bouncers are, primarily, of the male gender, their need for a little aesthetic pleasure throughout their nightshift is only natural. This, combined with the fact that venues are determined to achieve an uneven girl to guy ratio, means making friends with the ladies to your left might be a good idea (no matter how annoying their voices are).
Collar commodity
Sometimes securing your spot in a club can begin with the moment you step out of the shower. No, I’m not talking about the decision to trim your nether regions (although, this is recommended), your success lies in your choice of wardrobe. When choosing which guys are welcome, a little collar goes a long way in the world of image occupied bouncers.
With the above tips in mind, it’s time to get rid of your fear for the venue line. Play by these rules and stories of entry refusal are a sure fire thing of the past.
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