Whether it’s part of your new years resolution, or your car has once again been dubbed taxi, saying no to alcohol is one of the hardest obstacles faced by the human race on a weekly basis. Cider and daiquiri’s, pink bubbly glasses, whine me and dine me, bring gin and tonics- these are a few of our favourite things.
So just how does one go about avoiding alcohol? The task of ‘dignified sobriety’ is one which is easier said than done, and can prove more difficult than losing that dignity through intoxication itself.
In order to escape that dreaded look from the bar staff, an infamous bottle of crusty warm water and yet another introduction to a boring man called George, one requires a certain knack.
The ABC of the non-alcoholic knack.
A: Appearance
Sipping on something that looks and tastes similar to everyone else’s is the easiest way to completely forget who’s holding the car keys. Many cocktails are just as delectable without the alcohol. Anything with ginger, lime juice or salt still promises that kick you’re craving, and looks even better than a bogan-bred Bacardi.
B: Bubbles
Adding soda to fresh juice rather than drinking it straight from the bottle makes your drink of choice more thirst-quenching, meaning just because your drink isn’t as strong as those around you, you can sip just as slowly as everyone else. Even better, whilst everyone has broken their urine holding seal, you can hit on yet another guy at the bar (all with charm and wit in tact!).
C: Creative
Don’t be afraid to ask for specific requests on your sobriety mission. Feel like something different? Ask the bar staff to surprise you. If you’re willing to open your wallet, smile and ask for something other than free water, those bar gagging glares will soon disappear.
Enjoy!
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