Cider
You’ve had one too many bad nights, you’re a sensible drinker – you know cider won’t land you in a gutter. You’re likely to be the good friend that makes sure everyone gets home safely – you’re more than likely the person who has to hold your friends hair back while they attempt a sneaky vom.
Let’s pretend your night out is a winding road through an area you don’t know very well. Occasionally, street signs pop up telling you where you are and how fast you should be traveling. You ignore these signs though, because #yolo. Also you have iMaps. You think you know where you are, but it starts to get very dark and you’re getting awfully tired.
Brisbane‘s first real rooftop bar has opened and it doesn’t disappoint. Well, if you want to get blind drunk and have a messy night, it’s probably going to disappoint – it’s not that kind of place. Elixir Rooftop Bar is all class. Plus, it’s up three flights of stairs, so you really want your wits about you if you’re wearing heels.
The following are tried and tested ways to get yourself kicked out of clubs and bars. In case any prospective employers happen across this article, the following have never happened to me – they happened to my, er, friend.
So you want to be the ultimate wingman, eh? Well, listen closely. It’s not the easiest gig in the world – smooth, confident people don’t generally need a wingman. You’re probably working under some pretty tough circumstances. But I guarantee* the following tips will help you wingman even the most awkward of friends.