Yet another inaugural fail in our series of articles focusing of the alcohol induced stupidity that happens on any good night out on the town. If you want to submit a video, post in on Youtube (as you do) and send the link to matt(at)barsandnightclubs.com.au. Enjoy!
Who likes to have a few fancy drinks when they’re out? Maybe its for a celebration or it could be you’re an alcoholic with loads of money to spare? Shout me a drink then!
The majority of the nice, fancy looking drinks are bought either at a bar or nightclub. Making them at home requires effort (which your drunk ass doesn’t have!)
So you have this one friend who, whenever they drink, it’s either they’re sober or completely intoxicated, there is no in between for them. Every weekend is a repeat of the last, they will never learn.
I thought because I am ALWAYS the sober one - by choice of course - it would be funny to name the top places drunk people decide to sleep for the night. You tend to see a lot of crazy things during the car ride home. I don’t understand how drunks get themselves in those situations, I’m pretty sure a bed is a hell of a lot more comfier then say a floor?
From dreading Monday morning to wishing it was Friday afternoon, you have already spent last week’s pay on those gorgeous heels that were teasing you in the window! Or for men, possibly Halo 4 or Black Ops 2 is definitely a crowd pleaser
Hangovers may be God’s way of saying “you were awesome last night”, but they’re also your body’s way of telling you that you probably had one too many tequila shots. While we’d love to all sit in a shower for a few hours, the truth is: we all have places to go to and people to meet. When you’re hungover, though, there are a few things that you should never (and I repeat, never) attempt to do.
Wasting the best part of your pre drinks waiting, in the cold, to get into a club is enough to make you turn and vow to stay home and never go out again. It’s boring, frustrating… probably the thing that sets guys off and start fights with each other, anti-climatic and the biggest kill joy next to obligation and responsibility and ticket inspectors (boo).
After fooling around for a couple of years on the venue circuit, you’ve finally managed to find a girl who you wouldn’t mind spending more than a one night stand with. The task at hand may seem easy, but understanding the many ambiguous words of the female can be overwhelming for the one-night-stand type male.
So you’ve been told you are the best wingman/woman. Good for you. I’m a great friend, you think to yourself, I deserve a great, big pat on the back.
But do you really?
How true of a friend are you really? For every great hook you’ve secured
Alcohol, your real life ‘get out of jail free’ card. What a blessing it is to be able to act on whatever stupid or socially unacceptable whim that comes into your mind and be happily ignorant of any impending consequences. The Mecca of such activities, bars and nightclubs, when you think about it, really are social ‘grey areas’ when it comes to normally