‘Do I sound drunk?’ Well, if you have to ask, the answer is yes. When you’re drunk, and trying not to seem drunk you tend to try and use words that are more ‘sophisticated’, so that you don’t seem drunk. You might say that you imbibe drinks, instead of drinks, or that ‘commode’ instead of bathroom.
Man, ya might not know it but the Perth comedy boom is finally happening. It’s like 1991 in New York right now – as if Paul F. Tompkins puked out a stream of perfectly formed highly sensitive clones and those clones travelled back in time to catch Pryor at the Hollywood Bowl and with those clones with lessons learned shot forward to 2015 and landed in Perth to bring forth the ultimate comedy extravaganza – I’m talking Frasier if the whole cast was just David Hyde Pierce.
Okay, if I’m being totally honest, dick pics were pretty exciting and interesting at one point. However, as time goes on they become boring and uncreative. I suppose there is a dick pic age group, like either insecure guys send them or younger girls receive them and get excited because they’ve seen their first dick. Congratulations.
Many of us feel the party starts when we get to the club. As you’re slowly amerced into the sound of bass and clinking off glasses being set down on the bar, it’s as if someone screams action and your big scene is rolling. Here’s the top 6 ways to nail that entrance so you ooze sexy right through your Friday night threads.
When planning a good night out, it is vital one always be aware of a certain nightlife nemesis that may strike at any given time. The trick in conquering your enemy is to know them. Here are a few common bad guys known for roaming the nights where liquor is flowing and fists are pumping.
Yet another inaugural fail in our series of articles focusing of the alcohol induced stupidity that happens on any good night out on the town. If you want to submit a video, post in on YouTube (as you do) and send the link to matt(at)barsandnightclubs.com.au. Enjoy!
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If this is you, oh my God you need to read this.
Yet another inaugural fail in our series of articles focusing of the alcohol induced stupidity that happens on any good night out on the town. If you want to submit a video, post in on YouTube (as you do) and send the link to matt(at)barsandnightclubs.com.au. Enjoy!
Yet another inaugural fail in our series of articles focusing of the alcohol induced stupidity that happens on any good night out on the town. If you want to submit a video, post in on YouTube (as you do) and send the link to matt(at)barsandnightclubs.com.au. Enjoy!
A fun thing about nightclubs is that they turn the quiet moderate people, who are usually normal and maybe boring, that you know but don’t hang out with, into drunk psychopaths who do funny things. Those moments where the quiet girl you work with stops dancing on the bar to tell you about her and her boyfriends ‘bedroom problems’ are priceless and wonderful and should be cherished.