Wasting the best part of your pre drinks waiting, in the cold, to get into a club is enough to make you turn and vow to stay home and never go out again. It’s boring, frustrating… probably the thing that sets guys off and start fights with each other, anti-climatic and the biggest kill joy next to obligation and responsibility and ticket inspectors (boo).
But you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And so we shall.
How to not be so bored you become violent in nightclub lines…
1. Sing a song/create your own flash mob
Singing is a fun and joyful way to express yourself that also creates an enjoyable ambiance for the people around you. Why not ask your surrounding patrons to join in, ask for requests or do some back up dancing. Got some hard news to break to someone close to you? Why not tell them through song! Productive and entertaining.
2. Rock paper scissors.
Start your own tournament or round robin competition and get to know the people around you. Why not try and create your own symbols? Some underground favourites include bazooka, rabid dog and poison gun.
3. Try and finish your pre drinks without the bouncer seeing.
The most hardcore drinking game going around.
4. Start tuning that babe you wanna mack on with.
Make the most of those moments sans dirty house music obstructing conversation and sweaty drunk people mocking your smooth operations and let them know you are multifaceted and deep and emotional and that it would be a darn shame to let you slip away.
5. Make out with someone.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
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