If you’re a female, you’ve probably experienced an encounter with a pick-up line, at least once in your lifetime. Some may have been funny, a lot were sexually explicit (is anyone surprised that men think these are the pick-up lines that will be mostly successful?), a few were cute and others just down right nasty. I, being from the fairer sex, have also had a few flippantly thrown at me during encounters with the opposite sex; and in order to save female kind from any more of this abuse, I’ve written a list of the top 10 worst pick-up lines you should never use on women. Let this be a warning to those guys EVER thinking of using these - they will not get you laid, a phone number, a smile or even a Facebook add.
1. “Wow, are those real?” If a girl has paid 12 grand (4 if she had ‘em done in Thailand) for her breasts and was not born with them, she does not want to be reminded of that! If they are real, she’ll think you’re an idiot for not knowing the difference.
2. “If this bar is a meat market then you must be prime rib” No girl wants to be compared to a piece of meat. Period.
3. “Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe to go back where I farted?” If a guy came up and said this to me, it would illicit a laugh but definitely not a night of hot romance.
4. “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” Really, that unoriginal huh?
5. “Do I know from somewhere? Cause I don’t recognise you with your clothes off” Yep, just what every girl wants, a guy who doesn’t remember her after sex.
6. “There must be a keg in those pants, cause I wanna tap that ass!” If you just can’t help from being that straight forward, you should try something a little less sleazy like and a bit more humorous like “You’re so selfish, you have that body for your whole life, I just want it for 1 night”
7. “You know what would look good on you? Me.” Think my gag reflex just kicked in.
8. “Aren’t you the girl who’s supposed to buy me a drink?” Do you really want her first impression of you to be that of a tight ass?
9. “Can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?” Ahh, unfortunately for you, you’ll never find out…
10. “You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away” if you need an explanation as to why this PUL (that’s pick-up line in dating lingo) is bad, then you need more help than this article can give you.
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