There are certain age old questions that have been debated time and time again without a definitive answer. Did the chicken or the egg come first? Was it Creationism or Evolution that created mankind? And the most important question of them all, what’s hotter, a girl’s tits or a girl’s arse? Why don’t any of these questions have a final answer? Simply because everyone has their own opinion on these matters.
I personally am more of an arse man overall, but I certainly enjoy looking at a nice pair of tits too. But of course, many guys out there prefer the milk dispensers on a girl’s chest than the area she craps from. The only logical way to figure out whether it’s girls’ tits or arses that are more important to guys when they look out for girls to hook up with is by analysing the pros and cons of each feature.
Tits
Pros
1. They are right there in front of you (and her) to look at in all their glory. There’s even side-boob to enjoy.
2. Tits are fun to touch and play with. Tits are like Play Doh for men; they both feel funny in a good way, you can squeeze them and move them any way you want, and they never get boring.
3. Guys don’t have tits, and we want to know more about these bouncy things girls have.
4. Tits come in different shapes and sizes. Though the common conception is that men prefer big balloon Pamela Anderson-like tits, that’s not the case with all men. If all girls had the same size breasts, they would become boring. Well, not boring, but less interesting. Bottom line, men like any kind of tits.
Cons
1. The girl can see easily see if you’re looking at her cleavage, and if she catches you looking, she’ll probably crack it and storm off, ruining your chances of hooking up.
2. For a lot of guys, if a girl has small tits, it might be harder to get a stiffy if you get to take her home as you want a buxom feminine chest, not a flat man-like chest. Why do you think female bodybuilders aren’t considered attractive?
3. You can do more with her arse when you’re dirty dancing. You can’t dance with tits.
Arses
Pros
1. Girls shake their booty on the dance floor, using her asset to full effect to attract males. If she’s quite the dancer, seeing her arse move around can be quite a sight!
2. Another potential point of entry for dicks. Not only is it a kinky way to get it on, but if you accidentally cum in her arse, she won’t get pregnant.
3. If the girl happens to be wearing a mini skirt and bends over, you can see their panties or more if she’s the adventurous type and going commando.
4. When dirty dancing with a girl, their arse rubs on your cock. Feels splendid!
5. If a girl’s got a nice arse, generally they will have nice legs too.
Cons
1. Being her behind, if you’re talking to the girl but want to see what her arse looks like, you will have to wait until she turns around to see it, so you have to play the waiting game.
2. Though mini-skirts, tight dresses, and jeans highlight girls’ arses, looser dresses make the outlines of a girl’s arse hard to tell. This is something that has frustrated me many times.
3. If you grab a girl’s arse while doing some foreplay and your hand’s near her crack, she might accidentally fart and make your hand stinky and the smell will probably remain for a while.
4. Unlike tits, you can’t really play with arses. You can slap them and squeeze them, but that’s about it.
In conclusion, again, there is no definitive answer. Men will just have to agree to disagree. Can’t we just enjoy both?
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