With the Queen’s Birthday Weekend coming up this Monday the 11th of June, we’re certain our Majesty would want nothing more than for us commoners to spend the public holiday with our heads in the toilet throne. What better way to show our respect to the monarchy, after all?
GET EXCITED MEMBERS OF THE COMMONWEALTH…Because it’s time for the biggest party of the year at Humpday vs. Wah Wah. No, not New Years Eve because if you’re single and alone that shizz is depresso. And it’s not Mardi Gras either, because straight people just can’t party as hard enough to make the cut.