It’s October meaning that it’s time to drink like a German and get on it. (Or you could do Ocsober but then you wouldn’t be on this site). It’s time to get dubstepping and who better to bring the action then Distortion alongside a massive lineup of talent that will blow the roof off Fakeclub.
Bollywood is coming to South Melbourne in a big way as worldwide sensation DJ Suketo comes to Chasers Nightclub to shred the dance floor with his unique blend of Bollywood, Bhangra, Desi Beats & House, Rnb and Baila. This is a night not to be missed so make sure you get there.
If you’ve been pondering where to party this Friday, tossing up between the city or the cross, Surry Hills vs Newtown or kicking it way out West then you need look know further as 3 heavyweights of the club scene unite @ the Watershed Hotel for one massive fuckin party.
Remember when you were a kid how whenever a photo was being taken, you would put your index and middle fingers up behind the kid in front of you to make it look like they had bunny ears? Classic, huh? You may think people old enough to go clubbing have well and truly outgrown doing that old childish joke, but you’re wrong. After more than a few drinks, peeps can’t help but revert back to childhood jokes when they see a camera about to take a snapshot
Clubbing is the best thing ever invented since nightclubs and drinking, but better yet is heading out on the town for a good cause… and we have one. All money raised from this event will go to helping out orphaned children in Peru… so if you don’t go… you’re pretty much evil (jokes).
To all guys out there, how hot are cougars? What’s the deal with them? Simply the fact they’re older should be enough reason to not be attracted to them, but despite their age, a good looking woman is a good looking woman. Just to think, if they’re still hot now, imagine how bangin’ they would have been back twenty or so years ago! Having ladies the likes of Samantha
Certain occupations out there tend to be either male orientated or female orientated. It’s no coincidence that most tradies are blokey blokes, whereas most childcare workers are clucky girls. It’s not that the opposite sex can’t do the work; it’s just that particular gender’s natural aptitude for either building houses or changing shitty nappies. So when talking about wingmen
Don’t you just hate it when people state the obvious? Or when they complain about mundane stuff? What’s the point? Granted, inconvenient things anger us all, but it’s still very tedious and annoying when you have to hear it. It’s another reminder of how boring and predictable people can be
There’s events that say there underground, and then there’s events that are really underground… This event is of the latter variety. It’s at this point we’d tell you where it’s being held… but we just don’t know… All we know is that it’s somewhere in Melbourne and it’s going to rock.