Okay, so like we celebrate Easter because this is the time in the Bible when everybody kinda messed up and Jesus gets crucified and then everybody takes five to think about what they have done and consequences and naughty corner, etc., and then BOOM! J-Man comes back from the dead.
Good question, I’m glad you asked.
To set the record straight, St Patrick’s Day is actually a religious holiday. It’s not like the commemoration of the colour green, or a plot to out shitty boyfriends like St Valentine’s Day, it’s actually legit. So, just like Christmas and Easter, it is perfectly acceptable to get drunk.