Now I’m sure y’all have heard that the megababestars of OMG Geordie Shore are coming to Australia to film the next season of the show. I am also sure following this information there has been some degree of fantasising about how you’re gonna be when you meet them at a club and how you might hook up with Gaz/Vicky and get the side of your face and probably your butt on MTV.
Lovers of trashy TV will have an [insert Cockney accent] absolutely smashing time with Marquee‘s guests of honour: Charlotte and James from Geordie Shore!!! That’s right, England’s answer to Jersey Shore are, like the First Fleet, heading all the way to Australia to bake in the sun and party hard away from dreary old England.