“ummmmm, I’m probably definitly a fun drunk. Or like a crazy, sexy-funny drunk.” Who are we trying to kid? Nobody is like that when they are drunk, everybody turns into a loud, clumsy singer who cannot grasp the concept of personal space when they get on the booze. Really, if I was a fun-crazy-sexy-funny-I-live-in-cabo-and-am-like-totesamaze