No matter how many clubs we claim we party hard at, we all have a favourite club that we go to on most weekends and know the place like the back of our hands, from the decor, the songs played, and even what the condom machine looks like in the toilet (if you’re a boy anyway). In short, you’ve become a regular. Even if you reckon you just go to the club every now and then, there are several telltale signs that you’ve been there more than enough times. Just when you thought you and your buddies claimed that you own the place, the place actually owns you!
1. Knowing The Prices Of Drinks
Whether it’s handy or sad that you have the exact amount of money ready for your favourite drink as you wait in line is up for debate, but the fact you know the price of your favourite drinks by heart shows you’ve been to this particular bar more than enough times. The fact you can even remember the prices when blind drunk is even more impressive/sad.
2. Knowing People There
You’re definitely a regular if you know the faces of the bartenders who probably also knows your drink order too, bouncers and door bitches who are actually friendly to you let you in no worries, busboys who have collected many an empty glass that you left on the bench, club photographers who know your stand pose, and even the other regulars. Hopefully you don’t see too many of hook ups you’ve had there; awkward!
3. People Assume You’re There
If you ever get texts from mates asking you if you’re at your fav club or want to go there, then others know you go there a lot. I’ve had quite a few instances (even one as recent as last Saturday) where people asked if I was going to Marquee because they know I used to go there all the time (don’t know if I should publicly admit I was a Marquee regular, but oh well, haha!).
4. Acting Like You Own The Place
It’s incredibly lame when you and your mates claim you own the joint and dance in really douchey ways. You tell people you want to hook up with how cool you are for being there all the time and how you’re this V.I.P. and get all the perks that the staff give them, like a couple of free drinks or some shit like that. They think of the club as their home away from home, where they can relax and are free to act as they please.
5. You’re In Many Of The Club’s Photos
As mentioned in Point 2, if the club’s professional photographer knows they’ve taken enough photos of you to create a photo slideshow for your funeral, then you’ve been there way too many times! You’ve seen your mug in many of the club’s photos on their Facebook page where done the pussy fingers or grinded a hottie or something retarded. The photographer knows you better than you know yourself.
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