This ancient art form is not one that is set in stone nor is there a perfectly accurate “Approaching Girls for Dummies” handbook. However, being one of the rather diverse and confusing gender, here are a few tips on how to approach a girl at the club.
The Judgement
Your appearance is your first impression. If you gangster drag over to the female in your favourite pair of grills and low riding jeans, it’s fair for her to assume you’re looking to make her yo baby’s mama. Or it’s your birthday and all you want is a big booty hoe. Just as your physical appearance will attract and deter different females, so will your attire.
Pack Vs. Pack
Girls travel in groups and pairs at the least. If you’re female subject seems to be in her natural habitat, gather up your boys or play the wingman card and go together with maximal charm. (Try and take a mate that has a little less in the looks department, if possible).
The Perfect Match
Assess her alcohol level and compare it to your own. The more similar your level of intoxication is to hers, the better your chances. Unless you’re after the girl who just downed 10 shots and is about to make her third bathroom visit… then well, you have fun with that.
Prince Pick-Up Charming
Brush up on some corny pick-up lines because they can work wonderfully in the night time scene. Whether they make her laugh, choke on her drink, or leave her in a state of confusion, you can laugh with her or apologise for the crappy joke. Either way, you’re in! Try to steer clear of the lines that are sexually provoking and go for funny or cute. E.g. “Did you have a name? Or can I call you mine?” Instead of “Do you give head to strangers? Oh, well, hi I’m Bob.”
Dance Floor Dilemma
Smoothly dance with her, or initiate a dance battle! If you can pelvic thrust like Michael Jackson, then this may be your best chance at an approach. Forget the awkward conversation and get to humping the ground to the beat of the music! (It worked in his video?)
Sadly, I guarantee no miracles, only a possible increase in your chances for a successful approach. If you happened to take a selfie with her or have her REAL mobile number, mission complete!
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