There was a point in every party goers lives when we were underage, watched a scene from a movie set in a club or a bar, and jotted down a few mental notes for the future. Consequently, these scenes may have been slightly exaggerated, or played down, to meet Hollywood standards. But nevertheless, they’ve always been firm reminders when we find ourselves in a similar predicament.
Here’s some things some classic movies have said a resounding yes, or a shocking no, to.
Don’t rave on about some uninspiring anecdote-it’s not going to get you anywhere.
So you bumped into some B-lister, in an awkward place. Tell your best mate, or in this case your brother, and get on with your life! Unless it was something groundbreaking-like how you single handily ended world peace in a bizarre set of circumstances-it’s probably not worth mentioning, repeatedly, to pick up as you’re just going to make yourself look like an idiot.
Take this scene from A Night at the Roxbury, as a perfect example:
If you’re a famous/notourious person looking for a place to lie low, getting a VIP table probably isn’t the smartest move.
Most of the famous, and infamous especially, will still want to have a good night out at a hot-spot. By all means, go for it-but don’t complain about the unwanted attention you’re bound to receive. For all you know, there could be somebody who could infuriate you by not giving you any, “Space,” or a deadly assassin could be lurking nearby, waiting to whack you.
Collateral perfectly illustrates how lethal this can be:http://www.barsandnightclubs.com.au/news/wp-admin/post.php?post=8230&action=edit
A bar fight can always be stopped by an attractive girl singing to a classic.
Whether you’re a bar owner or just an innocent bystander, caught up in a crazy bar fight, your immediate thought should be to sacrifice your easy-on-the-eye employee/girlfriend to restore peace and harmony with a song we all know and love.
Watch how easy this scene from Coyote Ugly makes it look:
Challenging somebody smaller than you to a drinking game isn’t guaranteed to get you laid.
Think you’re a big man who can handle his liquor? Well even if you are, be very wary next time you challenge a woman half your size to a shots contest-especially if you’re sexually frustrated! Sure she’s small and may seem easy at first, but you could have a battered ego by the end of the night.
This couldn’t have been summed up better by this famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark:
Never mix alcohol and Flunitrazepam together.
Flunitrazepam, or ‘roofies’ as it’s commonly known as, is a potent form of sedative which is usually prescribed to sufferers of extreme insomnia. So unless you are looking for something to make you totally forget about the entire upcoming night with some heavy sleep, it’s probably not the best thing to use while partying.
This was firmly imprinted into pop cultural society after the release of The Hangover:
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