2012 is drawing to a close and party goers worldwide breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Mayan predicted apocalypse failed to arrive-meaning we have a whole new year to look forward to partying hard!
Surely there was one or two things we failed to do, or live up to, in a partying context. And with New Years just around the corner, there’s no better way to reflect on these than with a list of New Year’s Resolutions.
In no particular order, here’s some things we should all be looking forward to doing in 2013 …
Party three days straight-Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
If either one or two nights a week is still not enough to satisfy your inner party animal, then try the trifecta. Even if you will be living off just three-hours sleep, and nursing hangovers, this will all be all worthwhile just to prove to your mates that you are the king/queen of partying.
Attend every major music festival in the 2013 calendar year.
If you want to be fully immersed in the electronic music culture, then this is a given. Stereosonic, Future Music Fesitival, Creamfields and so forth should be marked down, months in advance, for anybody who wants to enjoy the best live electronic music festivals going around.
Make the most out of EVERY bad situation with electronic dance music.
Whether it’s playing the latest Ministry of Sound compilation over the PA at work, going for a long mind-clearing drive with Tiesto playing off of the stereo or quitting your uninspiring job to embark a career as a DJ, electronic dance music can make any situation better than what it normally is. So use it to your advantage in 2013.
Try every mixed spirit/cocktail available.
An expensive challenge which will leave you a mess, but ultimately a journey of the taste-buds and liver. Experimenting with drinks will introduce you to fascinating concoctions that will leave you more drunk and satisfied than ever. How can you pass this resolution up?
Travel overseas to a wild party destination.
A must not just for a party-goer but for anybody looking to escape the harsh mundanities of reality. If you think Australia is the partying destination, think again-it’s a whole lot wilder overseas. Ibiza, Las Vegas and Phuket should be the top of anybody’s list.
Host the greatest house party in the history of house parties.
If you really can’t be bothered heading out, then why not bring the best of a bar/club to the comfort of your own home? You can play whatever music you like, have only who you want over and not have to worry about catching a cab home. Just make sure your parents aren’t home for the night.
Hook up with someone famous.
A fantasy for everybody, yet the toughest New Year’s Resolution to accomplish-it’s basically like going out hunting for Bigfoot or any mythical creature. Succeeding will secure you bragging rights for as long as humanely possible. Hard, but not impossible to some.
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