Hands up if Valentines Day makes you want to massacre all the stupid lovey dovey couples you encounter during the day?
Hands down.
Hands up if Valentines Day makes you wanna sit in bed with take away and watch Jude Law movies and then sulk about how much food you just ate?
Hands down.
Well, thanks to the Coogee Bay Hotel those hands can be put to better use this Valentines Day! Doing things like holding complementary drinks and shaking the hands of potential soul mates. Woohoo, speed dating in real life.
But, if your one of those who feels that attempting to woo strangers with a bonafide agenda isn’t really going to quell your discomfort of the hallmark holiday, that’s okay! You can go anyway and get totally wasted and forget your disappointment/disdain of Valentines Day because you are instead trying to keep yourself from face planting. Don’t decide now, you can register on the night after you have spent the week pep talking yourself to get out of the house and finally decide to go at the last minute.
Coogee Bay is also catering to you smug people that we hate youstupidhappyselfishcouples with a romantic seafood platter for two. You will be eating it with your own kind.
And then come to the Beauty and the Geek party on Saturday afterwards. You can dress up like a beauty or a geek for a prize and at the same time nobody will recognise you from your antics the Tuesday before ! Jordan Finlayson and Lachlan Cosgrove will be there too. Cool.
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