Have you got plans for Australia Day yet? The iconic day of sun, sausages and Smirnoff is one of the most alcoholic holidays of the year, surpassing Valentine’s Day and even New Years (probably..). If you’re not hitting up Big Day Out, Ivy or Greenwood for Australia Day celebrations, well good, I’ll tell you what you should be doing.
Tearing up the dance floor is the main ingredient for awesome partying. But let’s face it, it’s sweaty stuff. No girl wants to talk to a guy that smells like he hasn’t had a shower in two weeks. While deodorant generally helps mask the smell of B.O as a result of strenuous twerking on the dance floor, a good aftershave really adds an advantage when it comes to chatting up that hottie at the bar.
What’s the go with this new trend of girls kissing other girls when they’re under the influence of alcohol? I’m sure we have all been subjected to a bit of girl on girl action before and I know for a fact the guys love it when the girls get all frisky with each other. However, what has influenced this sudden urge to make out with your best friend?
Have you ever been really drunk and watched a movie? I’m not talking couple of drinks, winding down and watching a movie in bed. I’m talking shitfaced, giggling drunk watching a movie. No? You haven’t? Well, honey you are definitely missing out.
Strippers have to just about be be the greatest actresses in the world, worthy of winning the Best Actress Oscar. They have to look great, have charisma, be toned, and most of all, make it believable that she’s actually interested in you so she can get your money. This would naturally make many men think they have no chance in hell of picking a stripper up and taking her home for an actual private “dance”.
Now’s the time when most of us look back at all the things that went on in 2013 and try and find some universal and profound meaning behind them in order to justify them. It sounds tedious and weird when you say it out loud like that, but actually it’s real and you probably do it without even realising it, even if you don’t sit down and write a “Dear Diary, in 2013 I…” usually your resolutions are informed by the recurring embarrassments of the previous year.
We all know that Australia reaches ridiculous heat in the summer time. Nights are muggy and hot and nightclubs are worse with sweat dripping from every part of the human body. It’s almost impossible to keep cool when clubbing in summer, but we sure as hell are going to try.
Perhaps more cemented into your psyche by movies than reality, you will at least have heard of the sad, lonely old drunk who still hangs out at bars though they are only a few years away from retiring, maybe even a nursing home. I know this is such a huge stereotype, but after meeting certain types of people, it makes you realise there’s a reason stereotypes exist.
No doubt the biggest event of the year is coming up. You’ll need a place to go, a new outfit and of course a breath mint for the inevitable midnight kiss, whoever it may be with. They say that the way your spend New Years Eve is a reflection of how you’ll spend your whole year, so it best be something amazing!
I’m not sure how many of us can truly say we ‘remember’ our initiation into the nightclub scene, but a lot of us would agree that we found the chaotic atmosphere of pumping fists and paralytic aggression a lot more intimidating than we do now. The city awash with scrapping dudes and sloppy gals at 3am is certainly an eye opener and when you’ve missed the nightrider and lost your phone the daunting sensation of your first-time comes flooding back.