Strippers have to just about be be the greatest actresses in the world, worthy of winning the Best Actress Oscar. They have to look great, have charisma, be toned, and most of all, make it believable that she’s actually interested in you so she can get your money. This would naturally make many men think they have no chance in hell of picking a stripper up and taking her home for an actual private “dance”.
But one thing people tend to forget is that strippers are human too and want to get laid as much as the rest of us. They’d get hit on every single night they work, and probably even when they’re just out and about, and know how to handle these guys. But of course there will be times a guy comes to their work and wows them. These women are not only great actresses, but they’re extremely confident in themselves (there’s no such thing as a shy stripper!).
So how can you tell if she’s just doing her job, or she’s genuinely hitting on you? Well, like what a stripper does, let me reveal everything one layer at a time.
Just Wants Money
1. Keeps Asking You For A Dance
Though this is to be expected because it’s her job, if she does it in that really insincere way (and boy, are they the most insincere people ever!), then yeah, you’re just another customer to her.
2. She Goes From One Customer To The Other
Again, she is working, so she has to go around the club, but if she only spends the bare minimum amount of time with you just to get some money from you and then immediately starts talking to other dudes, don’t waste any more time or money on her.
3. Doesn’t Actually Engage In Conversation With You
If a stripper’s keen on you for real, she’ll talk to you more like a regular woman would, in that she will engage in conversation with you. But a stripper who doesn’t give a shit what you have to say will only give basically “yes” or “no” answers, they’re very to the point, while at the same time trying to be as seductive as possible. Quite a paradox, but in places where women shoot ping pong balls out of their vaginas, nothing is what you’d call normal.
Will Hook Up With You
1. She Spends A Lot Of Time With You
If she’s spent more time with you than she really had to, like more so on talking to you than dancing for you, then she was genuinely keen on wanting to get to your goodies. Either that, or she’s really patient with hearing your bullshit to get you to pay her.
2. She Drinks With You
Though like any other workplace, employees aren’t meant to drink alcohol on the job, strip clubs are a place of loose morals, so it’s kinda pointless for strip clubs to have rules and regulations Human Resources people live by. So if the stripper sits down with you and has a drink with you, she’s into you. Offer to buy her a drink; though this may seem like an obvious thing to do, remember that strippers are the club’s employees and probably get drinks for free. But it’s the offer of buying her a drink that will help you, making you look like a nice guy and that you’re treating her like any other girl in the club rather than as a piece of meat you want to root. (Well, I guess it’s not that different then, hehe).
3. She Lets You Touch Her
This one’s a big deal! Touching a stripper is usually a big no-no that will not only get you kicked out of the joint, but maybe even a beating from the bouncers for harassing one of their girls! But if you are brave enough to touch her, on any part of her body, and she doesn’t get mad, or even better, if she’s encourages you to touch her, it can’t get more obvious that she wants to hook up for real.
4. She Asks For You To Meet Her Outside
This could be when she goes for a smoko, or even better, when she’s finished her shift. Strippers only doing their job wouldn’t give you the light of day otherwise, so if she’s spending her free time with you without pressing you for cash, you’re in!
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