If you’ve ever been clubbing, chances are you’ve been denied entry at least once in your lifetime (if you’re a guy then it’s probably happened more than that!). And we all know it’s no fun: you’re shoes are the wrong colour, you haven’t got enough girls in your group, you’re too short/fat/drunk, you’ve got visible tattoos, you’re not wearing heels, you’re not wearing
Women…they’re exhausting on a good day. It’s true - even as a member of womanity, I’ll pay that. Girls are head cases sometimes and even more so when they are drunk. It only takes one time as designated driver to realise you could never, ever be your friends’ boyfriend.
Everything you picked up in primary school outside the classroom was a lie. Most of it anyway. Except for the part where boys only want to play kiss chasey with you, that part is still true.
1. Picking up girls is as easy as getting your friend to go and tell them, “uh, my friend over there wants to dance with you.”
Despite the very unpredictable nature of nights at your local, apply enough repetition and just about any past time (no matter how many drinks you’ve downed) can become a little boring. Want to try something different but refuse to loosen that grip on the vodka bottle? These weird and wacky venues have taken nightlife escapades
Whether you were out in bars and nightclubs during the year of ’99, or tucked up in bed watching Ren and Stimpy, Blink 182′s album Enema of the State was an image and sound hard to escape despite your age all those years ago. Most of us remember the album (and Blink themselves) for the suggestive cover, donning porn star and exotic dancer Janine
It’s that time of year again…when you stop seeing men wearing sandals with socks, and people aren’t walking around the supermarket with sunglasses on and all the eyebrows you see are proportioned. Thats right amigos, all the wogs are going into hibernation this weekend because the worlds best and most competitive song contest
Lots of people have lots of time to complain about the amount of alcohol people drink, and how our generation are degenerate and have no values and blah blah blah, pretty much everyones got issues with us making the most of our weekend. (I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job or anything, but maybe you should start worrying about global
Couples ‘born in the 90s’ have been urged to refrain from having sex whilst on a gondola ride in Henan Province in China. The ride, which provides small private booths to groups of people wanting a better view of the Province has been notorious as a sex spot for couples. New signs striking a red line through two very intimate bodies tell patrons
Club-famous trio The Prodigy have announced the title and ‘feel’ of their upcoming album, said to be released later this year. The new album, titled, ‘How To Steal a Jet Fighter’ has a long list of club-popular hits to live up to given the success of predecessor album ‘Invaders Must Die’, released in 2009.
When girls know its gay night at their fave club, we sit around in a circle clapping our hands and squealing and throwing our heads around like we are having some sort of serious neurological issue because we are really, really excited. The appeal of gay clubs is multifaceted and if you are a heterosexual girl and don’t get why other