Lots of people have lots of time to complain about the amount of alcohol people drink, and how our generation are degenerate and have no values and blah blah blah, pretty much everyones got issues with us making the most of our weekend. (I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job or anything, but maybe you should start worrying about global warming and the crime rate instead of how often we “ignore our responsibilities” and get trashed on the weekend. Like, I’ve been watching the news a lot lately and, to be frank, that shit cray).
All this negative energy puts a great big raincloud of hate and judgement over our weekend and right now there is enough rain so here is a playlist of delightful songs arranged to make you feel great about being young and agile and… drunk.
Young, Wild and Free - Wiz Khalifa Snoop Dogg
Lyrically sticking it to the man - poses the question, “so what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed?” You ain’t doing nothing wrong, you jus havin fun.
Blame it on the Alcohol - Jamie Foxx
Okay Jamie, if you insist.
Ke$ha’s entire repertoire
Regardless of how messy you get you can listen to Ke$ha and remind yourself, you will never be as trashy as her. Even if you tried. Even if I paid you. Even if you shopped at GASP. Ke$ha will make you look wholesome and moderate by comparison.
Shots - LMFAO
As if you can not obey lil John’s commands. Play this song and even the soberest of sally’s are going to be reaching for bottles by the end of the first chorus. Money back guarantee.
I Love College - Asher Roth
Every time I hear this, I wanna be at this party. I would give my left foot to be at this party. If this song doesn’t make you feel like you are missing out on some serious right of passage, I weep for you.
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