When girls know its gay night at their fave club, we sit around in a circle clapping our hands and squealing and throwing our heads around like we are having some sort of serious neurological issue because we are really, really excited. The appeal of gay clubs is multifaceted and if you are a heterosexual girl and don’t get why other heterosexual girls lose their shit when they go to gay clubs, then you are missing out because…
a) Everybody is super nice and fun and wants to dance all the time and nobody has straight guy dancing hang-ups.
b) Nobody seems to care that you have a vagina or what you plan on doing with it at the end of the night.
c) Glitter and feathers.
d) No macho fights!
e) Everybody dresses fierce.
Sounds like, only the best thing ever, right? Right.
But what if your party happens to include your straight male friend? Do you go to the trouble of dragging them along with you? Is their presence in the Emerald City of clubbing okay or will it have a similar result to when you mix vinegar and bi-carb soda, (i.e lots of mess and unwanted… frothing)?
Well, galpals there is a few things you must consider. Such as: is my male friend aware that he will probably get hit on by fellow males? Does that weird him out or will he be able to keep it together? Is he going to leave relatively unscathed after realising 99 percent of the people assume he is certainly gay?
Lots of boys can’t, and thats okay. But for the boys that can, you pretty much just hit the mother load of game. You look skeptical, but let me explain. Firstly, lots of straight girls go to gay clubs (refer to aforementioned list), secondly, n0t many straight guys do. Thirdly as fun as ‘girls night’ seems when you are sober, being drunk really makes you realise how straight you actually are. Especially when you are surrounded by lots of half nakey boys who you cannot have and all you want is one guy to come and prove that all the good ones aren’t either gay or married.
Thank me later.
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