When the final set of the night begins to spin and you’ve yet to receive attention from the one-and-only you’ve been stalking all night, it can be all too easy to give up hope and lower that bar, knock back another drink and settle for the company of a contender you just know you’ll regret in the morning.
Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day to fit in all of our commitments, obligations and necessities and comfortably transition from the ‘professional’ us to the ‘party’ us. And sometimes you find yourself without 5 minutes to spare to prepare yourself for a change of set, especially us, the sought after and in demand individuals that we are.
Don’t you hate it when there’s a party you’re invited to, but it’s Dulls Ville or you don’t know anyone there or the people you do know are complete tools that your friend is also friends with for some reason, or if barely anyone showed up.
They say girls fall in love in what they hear and boys fall in love in what they see, which is why girls wear make up and boys lie. They forgot to mention this extends to the slutty clothes (or lack of clothes in many cases) girls on the prowl for cock wear to get male attention at nightclubs.
The night couldn’t get any better. You’ve met a guy at a nightclub whose abs you could grate cheese off, you’re thinking about cheese while you’re drunk (don’t pretend you haven’t been there), and you’re heading home to spend the night with Mr Abs, and probably fulfill that drunk desire for cheese and sex.
When I’m at a bar or a nightclub and a guy offers to buy me a drink, nine times out of ten he will buy me some sort of shooter: the “Slippery Nipple”, or the “Wet Pussy”…or if I’m really lucky, the “Screaming Orgasm”. Never mind the embarrassment of having to stand next to a sleazy guy (I had my beer goggles on, okay?)
We all want to be noticed when we’re out (even those brooding types hiding in the corner!) But sometimes we go unnoticed despite all our best efforts. So as a person of the fairer gender, I’m going to give all you hunters out there insight into how to get us to notice you when you’re out on the prowl.
If you’re reading this, chances are you’ve experienced a hangover. Hangovers can range from feeling really tired, to having a pounding headache, to non-stop vomiting and generally feeling like you are going to die.
When you’ve been DJing since the age of 13, you get pretty good at it. If your not 100% convinced, ask Danny Daze, the US based DJ and Producer who’s credibility in the field is illustrated perfectly by the fact that he is still yet to get a tan, despite living under the sun in Miami Florida. Such is life when you embed yourself in the studio.
Fans of reggae will be delighted to hear that Hawaiian based Rebel Souljahz will be hitting up most major capital cities this March in their 2nd tour of Australia in recent memory. With over 60,000 followers on Facebook, these guys obviously are big on the Reggae scene, of which, I’m not part of so I’ll keep it brief.